Saturday 1 August 2009

The ever so intimate 'New Look'

Now I will concede that fashion is all down to personal interpretation but I have a sneaking feeling my interpreted thoughts are being directly led astray, to territory skirting public indecency.
Alas, I am not strong enough to resist such temptation even under the guise of Dior's fall 2009 haute couture. Galliano you cruel master, I am now your sartorial slave and look how i suffer.
Dammit John! (may I call you John?) Do you TRULY want me or any other normal sized or above woman to stroll unbidden amongst the general public dressed thusly:

Because i will.
Have you any idea how close I am to actually adopting this as "acceptable outerwear" in my head?
I am obsessed by lingerie, for some its shoes, others conquests...for me my one true love is bound by ribbons and lace *sigh*
And any near imaginary excuse to justify showing the most private of apparel to the world at large is good enough for me.
Viva the underwear as outerwear revolution!

Lila collection by Lascivious
Tip: Just add a pencil skirt to for movie night perfection, free popcorn would be a given.

Saturday 11 July 2009

The perfect eye liner?

I am eternally on the hunt for better makeup, makeup that promises to magically improve my skills and create a perfect finish no matter how clumsily I might apply it.


A near impossible task but ever so alluring >_<


Eyeliner is one of my top obsessions in this catagory. Countless brands have been plied and discarded, mac has become my fall back.

I confess to a love affair with their blacktrack fluidliner however their eyeliner in boot black is my lining nemesis, watery and unreliable, it is my kryptonite!

Yet of course I continue to stubbornly try and pry a usuable line and always end up with this.



Bah!

Thwarted once again -_-

Any tips on the best liquid eye liners out there? Do tell...

Birthing a blog

Finally I've given in to the curious temptation of blogging.
Forgive me for being slightly unsure of the blogs direction, its like a baby deer, all new and confused, wobbly and just a little short sighted ^_^
I'm sure my love for fashion and makeup will feature and maybe a few rants on any topic you could care to imagine.